In this world, everyone eats pastel-coloured sweets and the table is always impeccably set. 

Every day is sunny.
But if it rains, there are beautiful, grey constellations on the window and nobody is really sad. 

Every day is a flash of white teeth and sparkling eyes, throwing arms around friends and laughing at inside jokes.
Every day is a good hair day. 

But if you look a little closer, the edges are blurred and someone has changed the colour of the sky.

Look closely at those smiles and you’ll see it:
The eyes dart back and forth,
fingers moving at a rapid pace.
You’ll hear a quiet voice repeating:
"delete. delete. delete."

This world is only half-formed.
It’s a museum with dimly lit hallways, where an anxious curator awaits you in every room, always hanging up another painting, dusting off another artefact.
"Do you like it?" She will ask you.
“How about this one?” 
Her hands tremble almost imperceptibly.

Of course you like it. Or at least, you think so.
But still, you can’t help but wonder what happens when the lights go out and the guests go home for the day. 

Do they go home too?
Or do they sit in the dark, surrounded by their treasures, afraid to leave the comfort of those four, symmetrical walls?

Instead of “Better Call Saul”, I vote they should make “Breaking Badger”. I mean, what is that guy up to now anyway? Some hilarious shenanigans and/or mishaps, no doubt.


my anaconda don’t…


my anaconda don’t…


My anaconda dont’ want none unless you got buns hun


I wasn’t going to reblog this but then I randomly thought about it at work and started giggling to myself, and then Anaconda came on in my car later that day and I started giggling again. I then made my boyfriend look at it at dinner (I don’t think he found it quite as funny as I did). So now it is on my blog.

(Source: batfag)







Some days I just feel really content and full of love for everything and everyone for no reason. Today is one of those days. People better not be rude to me at work and ruin everything. Just let me sell you flowers and be happy. Why would you be rude while buying pretty flowers? Just don’t do it, people.


Lake Como, Italy.

Watermelon - Lemon - Celery - Apricot - Blueberries - Banana - Fennel

I have argued with many a person who says that pugs are not cute. I feel very strongly about this matter.

(Source: meetthepugs)


alright now i used to hate pitbull because it seemed like the right thing to do but you know what i never hear him doing fucked up shit. as far as i know he is really just out there living life ,enjoying himself, visiting walmarts, and spreading the cubano party into the hearts of everyone around the world, he is mr. world wide and hes having a blast and i respect and love that pitbull. pitbull if youre reading this thank you and im sorry   

(Source: shinoillustration)




Narrow Side Street

Sarrebruck, Saarland, Germany | by ivvy million