I work at a supermarket called Zehr’s in the floral shop. When I answer the phone, I am supposed to say “Zehr’s Market Fresh Floral, how may I help you?”. Just once though, I would like to say “Zehr’s Funky Fresh Flowers, how may I help you?” and see if the person notices. Just once.
Remember in the 90’s there used be a room in your house that was called the “computer room”.